维基百科:疯狂指数测试/2012

本项目页面因幽默而保留，请不要当真。

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如果你不确定你是否是一个维基百科狂，或者你想知道你对维基百科有多疯狂，那么，你就需要进行这次测试。对于每一个问题，如果你的答案是“是”，那么，你将得到题后括号内的分数。你得到的分数越高，你就越像是维基百科狂！

这个测试是从英文维基百科翻译来的，所以，如果你想提供新问题，请去本页的英文版。

准备好用两个小时来做这个测试，因为我们有1000个以上的题目！

不想花太长时间？请使用自动计分版本（英文）!

有些浏览器不会保存你的答案，它们会在你浏览其他页面时消失。但是真的维基百科狂无论如何都不会中途离开这个页面。对了，他们的确可能这样做，要是他们想编辑这个页面的话。

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测试

开始

请不要说谎！我们不喜欢骗子！

你想做这个测试吗？ (1，我们知道，你要做)
你不想做这个测试吗？ (-1234567890再-5)
- ...永远不要？ (-11223344556677889900再-55)
你打算在做这个测试时说谎吗？ (-1000000，我们不喜欢骗子)
- ...你在上一个问题中说谎了吗？ (-1000000000000，我们也不喜欢自相矛盾)
好吧，这样，首先...
- 让我们开始吧！ (45，不过不要急)
- 这似乎是在浪费时间。 (-50，你才浪费时间呢！)
- Zzzzzzzzz... (-25，快起来，来瓶红牛吧)
- 等一下，什么情况？ (-30，专心点！)
你知道怎么做这个测试了吗？ (10，好，这是基本的)
- 你刚刚问了别人怎么做？ (-11，骗子！)
这个测试的英文版被编辑了多少次？
- 0次 (-10000，呃，我不这么认为)
- 1次 (-500，我不这么认为)
- 2次 (-250，我不这么认为)
- 3次 (-100，我不这么认为)
- π次 (-314，那0.14159...次是怎么回事？)
- 10次 (-100，太少了)
- 51次 (10^51，滚）
- 100次 (-50，还是太少)
- 250次 (-25，还是少）
- 500次 (-10，还是有些少）
- 1,000次 (1，的确是个四位数)
- 5,000次 (20，差不多)
- 9,001次 (1，那个零头是怎么回事？)
- 1,000,000次 (5，不是这样，不过感谢你的信赖)
- 1,454,056次 (-55，不太准确)
- 84,964,972次 (-70，的确不太准确)
- 6,000,000,000次 (-10，呃...)
- 1,000,000,000,000,000次 (-10，这难道不是一个愚蠢的答案吗？)
- 太多了，数不清 (1，也许吧)
  - 或者你真的去数了一下？ (2000，我不知道你是怎么做到的)
    - 你刚刚开始数，好拿到上一题的分？ (-2001，好的尝试)
如果你以前做过这个测试，上次你的分数是否超过500？ (20)
- 超过1000？ (50)
- 超过2000？ (100)
- 超过5000？ (200)
- 超过9000？！ (9001)
  - 我说了这么多次了，其实你是否明白‘超过9000？！’的意思？ (90，9000小数点后的两个位，去检查你的Scouter吧!！)
    - 你用谷歌去查了吗？？？ (-9090，你这个叛徒！)
- 超过20000？！ (2000，哇！)
- 超过50000？！ (10000)
- 超过100000？！？！ (20000，太高了！)
- 超过500000？！？！？！ (100000，天哪！)
- 超过5000000？！？！？！？！ (-90001，骗子)
  - 真的？ (900001，神啊！)
- 超过50000000？！？！？！？！？！ (584330.8098175)
- 超过5000000000？！？！？！？！？！？！？！？！ (-1000000000，想法很好，不过这是不可能的)
  - 真的？ (2000000000，也许它不是不可能的)
你恨维基百科吗？ ( $-9.99999999999\times 10^{99}$ ，直接滚到下面去，找到你的分数，然后离开这里，到正门外面去，停车场，上车，再见)
- 你发现你错了，并打算回到维基百科吗？ (50000，不过你还需要很长时间来让我们相信你)
- 你是否是一个老师，并在学生面前声称维基百科“不可靠”？ (-999，你应该让他们成为我们的新用户)
  - 或者这只是因为你的校长要求你这么说？ (998，我们很抱歉，服从是人的天性)

使用维基百科

你每23年332天至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-1111111111111)
你每十年至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-111111111111)
你每五年至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-11111111111)
你每两年至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-1111111111)
你每年至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-111111111)
你每九个月至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-11111111)
你每六个月至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-1111111)
你每三个月至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-111111)
你每个月至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-11111)
你每两周至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-1111)
你每周至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-111)
你每四天至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-11)
你每三天至少用一次维基百科吗？ (-1)
- ...或者你觉得上面的问题不公平，因为如果你每天都用维基百科，那么你就每十年至少用一次维基百科吗？ (1234567901233，我们把分数都还给你了)
你每两天至少用一次维基百科吗？ (1)
你每天至少用一次维基百科吗？ (11, 我们钦佩你的忠诚)
你每天使用维基百科的时间多于一个小时？(40)
- ... 多于二个小时？(80)
- ... 多于三个小时？(120)
- ... 多于四个小时？(160)
- ... 多于五个小时？(200)
- ... 多于六个小时？(240)
- ... 多于七个小时？(280)
- ... 多于八个小时？(320)
- ... 多于九个小时？(360)
- ... 多于十个小时？(400)
- ... 多于十一个小时？(440)
- ... 多于十二个小时？(480，你肯定喝了不少红牛)
- ... 多于十三个小时？(520，你肯定喝了不少红牛)
- ... 多于十四个小时？(560，你肯定喝了不少红牛)
- ... 多于十五个小时？(600，你肯定喝了不少红牛)
- ... 多于十六个小时？(640，你肯定每天得喝6000加仑红牛 )
- ... 多于十七个小时？(680，你肯定每天得喝6000加仑红牛 )
- ... 多于十八个小时？(720，你肯定每天得喝9000加仑红牛 )
- ... 多于十九个小时？(780，你肯定每天得喝9000加仑红牛 )
- ... 多于二十个小时？ (840，你每小时得喝9000加仑红牛 ,牛人!)
- ... 多于二十一个小时？ (860，你每小时得喝9000加仑红牛 ,牛人!)
- ... 多于二十二个小时？ (880，你每半小时就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 多于二十三个小时？(920，你每一刻钟就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 多于二十三个半小时？ (1000，你每五分钟就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 多于二十三个小时四十五分钟？ (2000，你每分钟就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 多于二十三个小时五十九分钟？ (720000，你每半分钟就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 多于二十三个小时五十九分钟三十秒？ (479001600000，你每二十秒钟就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 多于二十三个小时五十九分钟四十五秒？ (2432902008176640000000，你每五秒钟就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 超出二十三个小时五十九分钟四十五秒？(265252859812191058636308480000000000，你每秒钟就得喝9000加仑红牛)
- ... 25个小时？ (-1000，老兄，一天只有24小时！)
  - ... 你不来自地球，所以你的时制不同？ (9001，这下我把分数都还给你)
你的一生有超过50%的时间花在维基百科？ (45)
- ... 60% 到 80%? (40)
- ... 80% 到 99%? (90)
- ... 100%? (-200, 拜托, 你至少会花一点时间在检查电子信箱, 而且你的工作呢？)
  - ...真的？(201)
- ... 1000%? (-300, 认真点, 你真的有看清楚吗？)
- ... 10000%? (-400, 真的吗，这根本没可能，更不用说有可能！随机数发生器给了玩家一个Eliteness去评估。)
- ... 少于10%？ (-10, 你敢说你自己是维基百科中毒者？)
- ... 0%, 除了做此测验？ (-200, 离开这里！)
- ... 1%? (-100)
- ... 0.1% (-100, 你怎么知道？)
- ... 0.01% (-100, 不过是个很好的尝试)
- ... 0.001% (-100, 离开！)
- ... 0.0001% (-1000, 离开！)
- ... 0.00001% (-10000, 离开！)
- ... -1% (-1000, 离开！)
- ... -10% (-10000, 马上离开！)
- ... -100% (-100000, 离开！)
你觉得你使用大量的频宽在维基百科吗？ (12)
- 你觉得你一天使用超过 80 kiB 的频宽在维基百科吗？ (40)
- ... 180 kB? (60)
- ... 280 kB? (80)
- ... 1080 kB? (200)
- ... 10 MB? (500)
  - ... 没有下载任何档案？ (-400, 骗子！)
- ... 100 TB? (-20, 喔，是喔。)
  - ... 真的？ (2000, 和一个Eliteness)
- 1 PB？ (-100000, 难怪我们的服务器坏掉了。谢谢你，维基狂热者。)
  - ... 其实你是否明白上面的短写是甚么意思？ (20, 我们尊敬的你的诚实。)
    - ... 你为了拿到这个分数而去查看它的意思？ (-50)
      - ... 你用谷歌查吗？ (-10000, 叛徒，给我滚！)
- ... 1 YB? (1000000, 真的吗？！)
  - ... 就算全世界所有的信息加在一起也没有这么大。(-1000000)
- .... 1 YiB? (-100000000, 比整个银河系还大)
- ... 0 B, 除了做此测验？ (-200000000, 你怎么来这里的？)
你是否为没有足够的时间编辑维基百科而感到罪恶感？ (10)
- 你是否为花太多的时间在编辑维基百科而感到罪恶感？ (40, 也许你该有个维基假期)
你已经使用维基百科一天到一个星期？ (4)
- 一个星期到一个月？ (15)
- 一个月到四个月？ (30)
- 四个月到六个月？ (45)
- 六个月到一年？ (78)
- 一年到两年？ (305)
- 两年到四年？ (700)
- 四年到 23岁331天? (1200)
- 超过 23岁332天? (-3500, 自作聪明...literally ...)
- 真的？ (我猜你一定是Nupedia人)
- 135亿年？ (-10000,你在宇宙诞生时就出生了?! 增加5 Eliteness如果你有严重的妄想症)
  - ... 或者说，你在一个平行时间线里? (真的?给你500000加上Add 20 Eliteness.)
- 一万亿年？ (-146034,那时候连亚当和夏娃都还没出生)
- 真的？ (146035,你是从哪个宇宙来的？)
你是否有将维基百科加入你的浏览器书签？ (4)
- 你是否为了得到分数而将其加入? (-350, 不顾一切... 但是个不错的尝试)
维基百科是你的主页吗? (15)
- 维基百科以前是你的主页，但现在换了？ (-1，叛徒...)
- 你是否为了得到分数而将其设为你的主页？ (-427, 骗子……)
维基百科在你的浏览器中的搜索栏里吗？(9)
- 你是否为了拿分而将其放入? (-10, 真有你的！)
是不是一个维基百科的页面在你浏览器的“最常访问“列表? (10)
- 在顶端? (50)
- 那时你的用户页吗？ (-10,花少点时间在那里)
  - 那是你用户页的子页面吗？ (-10, 都说别在那里花那么多时间了)
- 你是否觉得不公平因为你长时间都花在用户页上？ (10, 同情)
- 那是不是维基百科的模版或讨论页？ (25)
  - 是这一页吗？ (50)
    - 你是否为了得到分数而不断刷新此页？ (-55, 骗子)
      - 你是否在刷新后忘了你的分数？ (-100,哈哈！)
- 你的浏览器的“最常访问”栏里是否全是维基百科的页面？ (100, 太棒了)
  - 你是否清除了你浏览器的历史记录再刷新此页以得到分数？ (-400,哈哈，看看上面那三道题吧)
你是否在同一时间内将维基百科在数个标签页/窗口中打开? (4)
- 两个以上? (6)
- 三个以上? (8)
- 五个以上? (10)
- 十个以上? (25)
- 三十个以上 (60)
- 五十个以上? (150, 浏览器崩溃了?)
- 一百个以上!?! (500, 应该修修电脑了！)
- 一千个以上!?!?! (750, 好好修理你的电脑！)
- 超过9000!!!!!! (-1, 那是你的功率等级, 假的)
- 超过一百万!?!?! (-1000, 骗子, 甚至火狐浏览器都该崩溃了，打开这么多的窗口是不可能的)
  - 真的? (1000,Google Chrome已经崩溃了吧?!?!?!)
    - 真的做到？(-1000, Google Chrome有窗口限制, 你现在不可能做到!!!)
      - 真的真的真的? (+1000 除非你用Opera，它有无限多地窗口)
你有没有同一时间在多个浏览器上使用维基百科? (16)
- 超过五个? (11)
- 它们中的一个是Internet Explorer吗? (-5,紧接着切换到~~Firefox~~ ~~Chrome~~ ~~Opera~~ 什么的 (只要不是IE!))
  - Internet Explorer 10 之后呢? (1454056, 你总是走在最前!!!)
  - Internet Explorer 9? (100,我们喜欢IE9)
  - Internet Explorer 8? (50, 下载IE9, 不是我们不喜欢IE8, 只是我们觉得 IE8更好罢了)
    - 但是我不能使用IE9/10!我在用 Windows XP! (84964972, XP FTW!!)
  - Internet Explorer 7? (25)
  - Internet Explorer 6? (0, 自己升级)
  - Internet Explorer 5? (-1,自己升级 )
  - Internet Explorer 4? (-5, 现在，自己升级)
  - Internet Explorer 3? (-10)
  - Internet Explorer 2? (-100, 升级你的浏览器，现在!!!)
  - Internet Explorer 1? (-1000, 你用什么操作系统, Windows 3.1?!)
    - 你是否认为这违反了问题 WP:NPOV? (20, 你有我们有)
破坏了维基百科上的一个浏览器，然后去其他浏览器来恢复编辑? (-1000,你，破坏者，说谎者，骗子!!)
你可曾注册了一个假装另一个帐户的傀儡账户? (-2000, 让你的屁股离开这里，现在!!)
你曾经注册过一个傀儡，然后不断警告他们关于非建设性编辑? (-1000,你这个傻瓜!!)
你可曾注册了一个傀儡和发送的消息，他们与您的主帐户？? (-4000，我需要你的傀儡列表？)
您是否曾经使用维基促进你的工作相关的项目？ (25, 对你有好处)
- 超过5个项目? (200)
- 超过10个项目? (400)
- 超过30个项目? (600)
- 超过50个项目? (800, 看医生去...)
- 超过100个项目?! (1000, 我们钦佩你积极利用维基百科)
- 超过1000个项目?!?!?! (10000, 我们高度欣赏你积极利用维基百科)
- 超过2500个项目?!?!?!?!?! (40000，我们' '令人叹为观止的' '佩服你积极利用维基百科)
- 超过9000!!!!!! 项目!??!?!?!? (史诗般的胜利)
- 超过100000个项目!??!?!?!??!!?!?!?!~ (84964972)

你在哪里使用维基百科

在过去一周里你用超过一台电脑使用维基百科？ (5)
- ... 超过两台? (25)
- ... 超过五台? (50)
- ... 超过八台? (75)
- ... 超过十台? (100)
- ... 超过十五台？ (250)
- ... 超过二十五台? (500)
- ... 超过五十台?! (750)
- ... 超过八十台? (1000)
- ... 超过九十台? (1500)
- ... 超过一百台?! (-750,骗子，除非你每天至少使用14台电脑!)
  - 真的? (2500, 你一定周游了很多地方)
  - ... 你在那的电脑上编辑维基百科？ (10)
    - ... 所有的电脑上都编辑维基百科？? (2000)
在过去的一周，你是从一个以上的操作系统编辑的维基百科？ (10)
你在工作时编辑维基百科？(50, 回去工作！！！)
- 当你看到一个“你有新消息”消息,其他用户一直在破坏你使用的IP地址时,你会生气吗? (5)
  - 你让政府意识到破坏吗? (10, 对你有好处)
    - 当你查究时，他们完全屏蔽维基百科吗? (-20, 哎哟)
你在笔记本电脑上编辑维基百科？(36)
- 你刚刚偷了一台笔记本电脑，用这种方法得到一点点分？(-300, 滚回到你的房间)
你在平板电脑编辑维基百科？ (35)
你曾经在不同的国家编辑维基百科？ (50, 好极了!
- ... 至少三个国家的？ (75, 棒极了!)
  - ... 其中之一是美国? (100)
  - ... 其中之一是朝鲜? (9000, 思密达，欢迎你！)
  - ... 其中之一是西兰公国? (0)
- ... 至少四个国家？(1000, 特殊的成就！)
- ... 至少五个国家？ (5000, 非凡的成就！)
- ... 至少六个国家？ (5000)
你是否在月球编辑过维基百科? (8000,如果你说服外星人加入的话额外加上5000)
- 你目前正在月球上做这个测试？ (2000)
  - 为了登上月球好拿这几分就便去修玉兔号月球车你还特地劫持了一架天宫三号，并让它提前升空？ (+10^10Xπ，中国共产党会把你挂起来枪毙五分钟的)
    - 你的火箭飞到一半没有燃料了？ (-1, 哈)
你有没有在地球编辑维基百科? (-999, 不要回答无聊问题)
- ...你是个外星人，想看看我们人类是怎样编辑的？ (10000, 再给每一个加入我们的外星小伙子加50000分)
你有没有在另一个行星上编辑维基百科？ (-8000, 至今还没有人到过别的行星上去)
- 你是一个从别的行星来的外星人？ (8000, 抱歉)
你是否通过无线网络上维基百科？ (13)
- 你是否通过无线网络编辑维基百科？ (9)
- 那是餐馆里的无线网络吗？ (7)
- 你是否因为那家餐馆有无线网络而选择了它？ (5)
- 或是在一家酒店里？ (6)
你为了上维基百科而购买了无线网络吗? (15)
- 在飞机上？ (33)
  - 在进行这个测试时，你是否正在乘坐飞机？(133)
你是否在洗澡时也编辑维基百科？ (5分, 小心别把电脑弄湿了)
- 因为这才能让你感到舒服？ (800)
- 然后你的电脑掉到了地上？ (1, 真是的……)
你是否在你吃饭的地方编辑维基百科？ (10)
- ……或是家里的所有房间？ (50)
你是否在你家的花园里编辑维基百科？(100 分)
你是否在开车时也编辑维基百科？ (-500, 请小心驾驶！)
你有没有上移动设备编辑维基百科, 例如 Wii, PS3, PSP, DS, iPod Touch, iPad 或者手机? (每个50分)
- 如果你的手机运行的是iOS系统,那你会安装维基百科的官方应用吗？ (10)
  - 你是否为了得到分数而买了一台苹果手机并安装了维基百科应用？ (16, 天哪)
你是否在看电视时编辑维基百科？ (20)
- 在听音乐和玩游戏的时候？ (190, 并加一份“三心二意奖”)
- 你实时更新故事情节吗? (60)
当你在派对中或探访你另一半的时候，你会否有检查监视清单的冲动？(20)
- 你有问过其他人你可否用他们的电脑浏览维基百科吗？(40)
- 你为了检查监视列表而离开了那个聚会（或者另一半）？ (80)
  - 你的另一半报复你,偷了你的电脑吗? (-200 和一个婚姻咨询)
你真的在公共电脑上使用维基百科,即使一些页面建议你不要这样做? (5)
- 你勾掉了“记住我”复选框？ (15)
  - 你总是勾掉那个复选框？ (5)
你在候机时编辑维基百科吗？(20)
- ...当机场广播里响起你名字时，你还在编辑维基百科? (50, 你是个浪费钱财者!)
- 你发现你正在导入维基百科的引用、导航或是信息框模板? (10)
你使用SmartBoard编辑维基百科吗？ (90)
- 这个SmartBoard在你的学校教室里吗? (125)
  - 你因为使用维基百科弄坏了SmartBoard?!?! (-750, 和监禁)
    - 你为了弄坏SmartBoard正在使用维基百科，你只是想在这个测试中失去分数?!?!?!?! (1, 哈!过度耀眼,罪犯...)
你在朋友的家中编辑维基百科吗？ (10)
- 在你男/女朋友的家中？ (20)
  - 他们把你踢了出去? (1，安慰你)
- 在你父母的家中？(10)
  - ... 因为你和你父母住在一起？ (-40, 在上一个问题作弊)
  - ...……你认为上一个问题不公平因为你还未成年？ (50)
- 在你祖父母的家中？ (20)
- 在你伯父/叔父/舅舅/伯母/叔母/姨姨的家中？ (30)
- 在一个你五分钟前才认识的家伙的家里? (1000, 你有坚果)
（好悲伤！都是你的孩子在30岁？）
- 在你儿子或女儿的家里? (-25, 你很粗鲁)
- 在你孙子或孙女的家里？ (25, 你很酷)
- 你只是去朋友家里编辑维基百科? (-10000, 你作弊!)
你使用意念编辑维基百科？（50000，并教我如何打开第六感）
- 你刚刚买了心灵控制的书，以获得积分？（-50001，哈哈）
你在Oz编辑维基百科吗? (-5000 太有想象力)
- 稻草人告诉你什么? (-10000)
  - 你有没有意识到这个问题根本没有意义? (-100)
    - ...你还在读这个问题吗? (-20000)
你在天堂编辑维基百科吗? (20000, 维基百科天堂不算! 加 2 点精华)
你在地狱编辑维基百科吗? (10000, 没有取得好成绩。加 1 点精华)

你什么时候用维基百科

你在维基百科上使用快捷键吗？ (5)
你在做梦的时候产生过撰写条目的思路吗？(10)
- 你从你编写条目的思路中做梦? (50)
你是否从前一天晚上一直编辑到第二天凌晨1点钟（本地时间）? (50)
- ……一直到凌晨4点？ (100)
- ……一直到早上6点？ (150)
- ……一直到早上7点？ (200)
- ……一直到早上8点？ (250)
- ……一直到早上9点？ (400)
- ……一直到早上10点？(500，外加一粒安眠药)
- ……一直到早上11点？(600，外加一些安眠药)
- ……一直到中午12点？(750，去吃一些安眠药！)
- ……一直到下午3点？(900，去吃很多安眠药！)
- ……一直到下午5点？(1000，快去睡觉！)
- ……一直到晚上8点？(5000，你失眠吗？)
- ……一直到晚上11点？(10000，睡眠剥夺可不是玩笑！)
- ……一直到早上6点，然而过了一天？？？(50000，去睡觉！！！)
- ……一直到早上11点？ (100000)
- ……一直到48小时后？(250000，不睡的影响开始了)
- ……一直到一周后？(500000，不睡会造成生命危险)
- ……一直到两周后？(1000000，不睡会造成很大的生命危险)
- ……一直到一个月后？(2500000，你马上就会因不睡而死)
- ……一直到一年后？(10000000，你现在就会因不睡而死)
- ……一直到维基百科停止服务？(1099511627776，那不可能！)
- ……一直到世界末日？(-99999999999999999999999，没有一个人能活到那时！)
  - ……真的吗？(100000000000000000000000，哇！)
- ……一直到FM 12:00？(-500，那个时间不存在！)
  - ……你不是地球人，所以时制不一样？(10070)
- 你为了保持清醒而喝功能饮料吗？ (5)
- 你是否花费很长时间编辑维基百科后仍然整夜的看着维基百科，导致你睡得很晚? (25)
- 你还让别人和你一起参与这种活动？ (35)
  - 你是否针对他做了一个派对? (100)
    - ... 而且一直不眠不休地持续到早上,甚至牺牲你宝贵的白天时间来继续编辑? (180)
      - 这样的行为是不是把你变成了夜猫子? (150)
        你是夜猫子的开始? (10)
你醒来时发现自己正在编辑维基百科吗？ (40)
你是否在你的上司或家长面前使用手机浏览维基? (6)
你在性交的时候编辑过维基百科吗？(2000, 你疯了！！)
- ……每次都这样？(3000，你有维基癖好的案例)
  - 进行别的活动时也这样？ (2000，每种其他活动各加100分。你获准进入精神病院，外加多任务奖)
    - ...总是这样? (30000，每种其他活动各加200分。你获准进入精神病院，外加多任务奖)
      - 你的同伴也是维基人? (1000, 漂亮!)
        你的同伴和你同时编辑维基百科? (5000, 但这很怪异)
你在吃饭的时候编辑过维基百科吗？(10)
- 你有一半的时间都是这样的吗？(20)
- 每次都是？(60)
你在收听一个条目的有声版本时进行过编辑吗？(50)
- 编辑过后你又创建了一个有声版本？(250)
- ……你收听的是一个完全不相关的有声条目？(100)
  - 于是你一不留神敲进了与你正在编辑的条目完全不相关的内容？(-120)
你为了访问维基百科破坏过一些规矩吗？(10)
- 三项以上？(20)
  - 你现在就在破坏规矩？ (-20 因为行为不良)
    - 但你觉得访问维基百科比违反规则的后果值得? (30 因为奉献精神)
你为了使用维基百科偷到过一台电脑？(-5000, 外加有期徒刑三年)
你是否为了研究命题而使用维基百科，却跑去阅读了其他你感兴趣的条目？(9)
你是否成功地度过了一个维基假期？(-20)
- ……还是在中途就跑回来了？(20)
  - ……但借口说自己只是检查了一下监视列表而没有实际编辑？(-5)
  - ……然后记下来回来后将要编辑的内容？ (50)
- ……你成功地离开了维基百科一个月？ (-50)
  - ……完全成功？ (-200 - 再也不去最近更改页面去看编辑的很差的条目了？)
- ……或者你不知道维基假期是什么东西？ (-1；你不想知道)
- ……或者对你来说维基假期是不可能的事？ (100)
- ……或者你看到维基假期模板后感到恐惧？ (1，外加一个{{WikiCookie}})
你曾尝试过要永久离开维基吗? (-150, 卑鄙)
- 而你失败了吗? (45)
- 你的每月编辑次数减半了？ (-50，但这可能是最好状态)
  - 还是老样子? (50)
  - 变成原来的两倍? (500,请确定你的朋友没有用你的账号编辑)
  - 三倍！？ (5000,请确定你的朋友的朋友没有用你的账号编辑)
  - 四倍? (50000, 请确定你朋友没有用你的账号破坏)
  - 五倍?! (500000, 请确定你的朋友没有破坏你)
  - 600%?! (5000000, 请确定你的朋友没有破坏你的生活)
  - 700%?! (50000000, 请确定你的朋友没有毁坏你的声誉)
  - 800%?! (500000000, 请确定你的朋友没有毁坏你的思想)
  - 900%?! (5000000000, 请确定你的朋友没有摧毁你的思想)
  - 1,000%?! (50000000000, 请确定你的朋友没有摧毁你的灵魂。 _{This is not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 1 Eliteness.})
  - 1,100%?! (500000000000, 请确定你的朋友没有偷取你的灵魂。 _{This is also not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 2 Eliteness.})
  - 1,200%?! (5000000000000,请确定你的朋友没有烹饪你的灵魂。 _{This is also not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 5 Eliteness.})
  - 1,300%?! (50000000000000, 请确定你的朋友没有进食你的灵魂。 _{This is also not possible unless she has help with the Random Number God or the darkness. In this case, add 10 Eliteness.})
你有没有在等候航班的时候花了太多钱购买无线连接，以便你可以访问维基百科，并确保连线非常稳定? (50, 看来对伺服器非常有信心)
你有没有试过因为你要编辑维基百科而没有与“任何”家庭成员发言/沟通1个月？(100)
- 2个月? (200)
- 3个月? (300)
- 6个月? (600)
- 1年?! (1200，你应该要和他们沟通！)
- 2年?!?! (4000，你是什么样的人...)
- 3年?!?! (150000，(得到一个生命。) )
- 或者你忘了编辑维基百科的时间太多了？ (125)
你有没有把你的车停在餐厅外面，这样你就可以“借”他们的网络去浏览维基百科？ (70)
- ...你每天都这样做吗？ (200)
当你在为学校或工作写东西时，你是否经常开始尝试添加内部链接(或其他Wiki格式代码)？(50)
- 只是复制和粘贴? (-20，调皮的捷径)
你有没有试过在下雷雨的时候编辑维基百科？(在户外)100，虽然很危险)
- 编辑维基百科时，你是否曾经遭受雷击？ (-5000，你在说谎！)
  - 真的吗？(10000, 你似乎很致力于维基百科)
你在台风吹袭时，你有没有编辑维基百科？ (1000，超级危险，你的房子的窗户可能已经被吹破)
- 在风眼旁边? (-1000，你的房子可能会被吹走)
  - 在风眼裹面? (5000，你需要抓住每一个机会！)
    - ...因为你所在的大楼是防风的，例如在香港? (1000，现在你安全了)
- ...编辑关于“台风”的文章？ (50 for your contribution to current events)
  - 你是否根据自己对台风的知识来编辑这篇文章？(-25，没有原创的研究!)
你是否在维基百科上找到一个问答节目的答案？(6)
你是否在学校测试中使用维基百科来获得更好的成绩？(-20，我们不喜欢作弊)
- 老师看到了，然后你的成绩不好？ (20,我们对你有同情心)
- 老师看到了，然后给了你F-？ (100, 我们感到抱歉)
- 你作弊了，然后对老师说你没有作弊？(-123456789, 笨蛋才会这样做)

你在维基百科上做什么

编辑

你是管理员吗？ (1000)
你在维基百科里是管理员吗？ (2900)
- ... 从一个古老的人类文明就是了？ (-3145,我们想知道你是怎么到这个页面？)
- ... 从一个古老的外星文明？ (-5179, 好的尝试)
  - 真的吗？你有没有使用时间机器去这个时代？ (9715, 好吧，对不起)
你是管事的？ (3500)
是你你创建了这个测试吗？ (-100, 骗子)
- ...真的吗？ (1000)
你编辑这个测试？ (50)
- 你刚才编辑这个测试却只是为了获得分数？ (-100, 骗子)
你恶意破坏了这个测试？ (-1000,现在关掉您的电脑！)
- ...你现在因为想要扣分而开始破坏这个测试了？ (-10000, 关掉您的电脑，离开这里！！！)
你创建过新条目吗？ (5)
- ... 5-24篇条目? (10)
- ... 25-99篇条目? (50)
- ... 多于100篇条目? (500)
- ... 多于500篇条目? (1000,你疯狂了)
- ... 多于1,000篇条目? (5000,你非常疯狂)
- ... 多于3,000篇条目? (20000,激进者！)
- ... 多于6,666篇条目? (50000,伟大！)
- ... 正好1,454,056篇条目? (-10000, 骗子！)
- ... 多于1,454,056篇条目? (-1454056, 大骗子！)
- ... 多于7,889,798篇条目? (-7889798, 超级大骗子！)
- ... 多于84,964,972篇条目? (-84964972, 硕大无比的超级大骗子！)
- ... 这些条目在沙盒里? (-100, 骗子!)
  - ... 这些条目在沙盒的原因是因为未来会成为正式条目? (150, 抱歉!)
你创建了一个重定向页面？ (1)
- 你已经重定向了10个？ (11)
  - ... 重定向了100个? (111)
  - ... 1,000个? (200)
  - ... 10,000个? (2000)
  - ... 100,000个? (20000)
  - ... 1,000,000个? (-20000, 对，就是这样！)
    - ... 真的? (30000, 你比我们想象的更疯狂)
  - ... 超过 Template:一定数量的文章? (-200000)
    - ... 真的? (300000)
- ... 并使用正确的重定向模板来表明其类型？ (10)
- ... 以及重定向他们到火星？ (10,你会说火星文？)
您已经在维基百科上超过1000次编辑了吗？ (30)
- ... 超过4,000? (150)
- ... 超过 10,000? (350)
- ... 超过 25,000? (900)
- ... 超过 50,000?! (1750, 到外面去)
- ... 超过 150,000?!?! (4000, 滚出去)
- ... 超过 500,000?!?! (25000, 滚地狱去！)
- ... 超过 1,000,000?!?! (225000, 您好，先锋!)
- ... 已经 Template:数不清了? (-9000, 额)
- ... 真的? (9001, 你赢了)
你 (不是你的机器人) 一天中编辑了10次以上吗? (1)
- ... 50次以上? (10)
- ... 100次以上? (50)
- ... 1000次以上? (500, 和一条命)
- ... 10000次以上? (-1000, 你骗人!!)
  - ... Template:真的? (9000, 你赢了)
您曾经在一个月内作出了多于1000次的编辑? (200)
- ... 多于2,000? (350)
- ... 多于4,000? (500)
- ... 多于8,000? (800, 你认真的吗?!?)
- ... 多于25,000? (2500, 真的?!?!?)
- ... 多于100,000?? (-1000, pop go the servers)
- ... 84,964,972? (-50000, 说谎得像一个昏昏欲睡的狗)
  - ... 真的做到了? (25000和一段维基假期)
你在一周（7天）内的编辑次数超过1000次吗？(250)
- 2000次？(750)
- 你编辑了'5,000'次？(2500，你是机器人吗？)
- '10,000'?!? (10,000)
- 84,964,972×10⁹⁹ (-250000,骗子!)
你在文章里评论或参加讨论吗？ (20)
你经常在维基百科里徘徊，是为了做些有建设性的事吗？ (16)
- 你什么也没找到吗？ (-100, 哇...有太多事要做...放弃)
  - ...但你认为这个问题不公平因为...额...你只想要多一点安慰？ (-1, 悲伤...)
你要求文章被创建, 改进, 扩展, 删除，等等？ (5)
确实是你自己做这些事吗？ (20)
你请求一个新的软件功能,或在最近几周里提交bug吗？ (2)
- 你是否为了邪恶目的滥用你所发现的bug吗？ (-100, 混蛋)
你是否在你的每个编辑后放上编辑摘要? (3)
- 你会因为忘了放上编辑摘要抓狂吗? (50)
- 或者您是否设置了要强制编辑摘要的首选项？ (100, 干得漂亮)
- 当你改变你的首选项时，你倾向于准备一个编辑摘要，只是为了找出没有地方来键入它吗？ (15)
  - 你是否尝试过在每个网站(比如博客)上添加一个编辑摘要，这样你就可以编辑它，但是你发现没有地方可以输入它? (50)
你有移动过页面吗？ (5)
- ... 多于10? (11)
- ... 多于100? (50)
- ... 多于500? (100)
- ... 多于1000? (500)
- ... 多于5000? (1000)
- ... 你没法数数，但是好像移动过好多页面？(300)
- ... 还移动过你的主页？(111，你真是尽责！)
你有没有对一篇文章做出显著的贡献，使它成为特色页面，并成功？ (77)
- 2-4篇文章? (130)
- 5-10篇文章? (400)
- 11-19篇文章? (999, 和一个原星章)
- 大于等于20篇文章? (2000, 和两个以上的原星章)
  - 你写过文章吗？ (50, 每个文章)
你讨厌在维基百科上做“严肃”的研究，因为编辑它更有趣吗？ (11)
你是否经常参与存废页面讨论 (文章、类别、重定向、模板、用户类别、图像、存根类型、杂项)吗？ (50)
你是否经常参与存废页面复核吗？ (70)
你属于一个或多个WikiProject吗？ (8)
- 2个以上？ (16)
- 5个以上？ (40)
- 10个以上？ (85)
你新建了一个WikiProject？(25)
- ... 多于3? (100)
- ... 比你的手指多？(250)
- ... 你的手指数不多于1？（-255，在上一个问题说谎）
  - ...你为了上一题而切断了你的手指，然后发现这让你被扣分? (-10000, 快去抢救室)
- 它存在了6个月以上并保持活跃？ (每个WikiProject30分)
你曾经推荐过一篇快速删除的文章吗? (5)
- 10个以上？ (25)
- 100个以上？ (150)
  - 是因为你是新手巡查员？ (50)
  - 是因为你创建了一个测试页面？ (-30)
  - 你记得所有快速删除标准吗？ (75)
  - 只记得一些？ (10)
如果你是管理员，你把删除的文章上传到Deletionpedia吗？ (30)
- 多于10? (50)
- 多于50? (100)
- 多于100? (200)
  - 你删除了这些文章中的任意一个？ (10, 每个)
  - 你创建了这些文章中的任意一个？ (-20, 每个——作为一个管理员，你应该成为榜样)
当你看见某个文章需要修正, 你会在文章头部放置{{wikify}}标签，并希望某人会处理它？ (5)
- 你适当的鉴定它吗？ (10)
- 或你自己来修正吗？ (21)
你有没有为{{dead end}}的文章添加链接吗？ (5)
- 多于50? (75)
您是否曾经提出过用prod模板删除的文章？ (5)
- 你什么也没找到吗？ (-100, 哇...有太多事要做...放弃)
  - ...但你认为这个问题不公平因为...额...你只想要多一点安慰？ (-1, 悲伤...)
你是否曾在一篇与你无关的文章中争辩过，但不同意这个建议？ (10)
您是否曾经使用PROD2模板支持PROD？ (10)
- 多于100? (123)
你参与过申请管理员吗? (5)
- 多于25? (50)
- 你有投票的理由吗？ (10)
  - 或者你只是随波逐流，一团糟？ (-5)
你是否因为急于让别人编辑一篇文章而把一篇文章从一个子存根或存根一直带到特色文章状态?(1000)
你是否编辑维基百科太多次，导致你弄坏了一台电脑并且只能买一台新的？(1000，上瘾了！)
- 2台电脑？(2000)
- 3台电脑？(3000)
- 4台电脑？(4000)
- 5台电脑？(-5000，骗子)
  - 真的？(6000，小心别弄坏你眼前的这台电脑)
    - 我警告的太晚了？(-50000，骗子子子子！！！！！)
      - 真的？(59001，你从哪里搞到这个测试的？)
你在三维世界里编辑维基百科吗？(20000，你有照片吗？)
你甚至是到四维世界编辑维基百科？(5000)
- 你进去过超立方体的内部吗？(314159，我的天哪)
  - 你去过点里的超立方体？(-331144115599)
- 你在五维空间里编辑过维基百科？(3000)
- 六维空间？(5000)
- 七维？(12500)
- 八？(50000)
- 9？(300000)
- 或者在第10维度的空间里？(700000，真是一个史诗世界)
你去未来编辑过维基百科吗？(1000，我要买你的时光机)
- 甚至回到未来？(5000，买你的通量电容器)
你做过有关于维基百科的编辑吗？(1000, 自己去得分)
你在沙盒里测试过吗？ (20，好！)
- 在wp命名空间的其它条目？ (-1000，傻！)
- 在讨论页？(-2000，在维基里讨论是很重要的，容不得你那样傻□式地[数据删除]！)
- 在条目空间里？！(-60000，bj4，咯唔嗯伊哔噎嗯亓込！)
- 在Forge里？(150，Forge属于趣味部。)
  - 在2011年12月3日之后？(-150，骗人，那时已经被删了)
- 你在沙盒做了一个常规的编辑？ (1,那是没有意义的。)
您在同一时间编辑了两页？ (100, 伟大)
- 3 页? (500,真棒)
- 4 页? (1000,你是历史)
- 5 页? (5000,哇哦)
- 6 页? (10000,天啦噜)
- 7 页? (50000,明星)最近更改
- 8 页?! (100000,这不可能)
- 9 页?! (500000,你是认真的？)最近更改
- 10 页?! (1000000)
- 11 页?! (5000000)
- 12 页?! (10000000)
- 13 页?! (50000000)
- 14 页?! (100000000)
- 15 页?! (500000000)

特殊页面

你每天至少点一次随机条目吗(只因为你很无聊)？ (5)
- 维基百科的随机条目是你的主页吗？ (25)
- 你点了一下随机条目，却跳转到了一个你编辑过的条目？(100)
  - ……还是你创建的？(150)
  - 这种情况发生好几次了？(200)
  - 一天内？(1000)
  - 所以你经常烦恼？(5000)
  - 所以你对维基百科被编辑过的次数经常不信任？(-10000，我真讨厌你是总是丧失信心的！)
你每天都要检查最近更改吗？(2)
- 然后你是每天检查十次？(7)
- 你把最近更改加入到了书签栏里了？(3)
- 最近更改是你的个人主页？(5)
- 你让他就那么开着，并让浏览器每五秒刷新一次页面？(100)
  - 你尝试查出一个破坏，所以才检查每一个页面？(300)
  - ……你在最近更改巡查里巡逻？(180)
  - 然后你也对最新页面做同样的事？(100)
  - 君不知，最近更改啥么东，滑底关页不复回(-10，给我搜！！！！！)
你设法去看最近更改，使得看过的两次相同？(20)
- ……因为数据库锁了？(1)
监视列表你几乎每天看？(2)
- 你是每天看监视列表？(10)
- 一天多于25次？(20)
- 你的浏览器首页就是监视列表？(40)
  - 你在网上看监视列表的次数最多？(100)
    - 多于100次，比你看inbox邮箱的次数还多？(120)
- 君不知，监视列表啥么西，宝宝根本不兹到！(先记-10，所有的答案必须你自己寻找。)
你监视列表已经有30项了？(5)
- ... 多于100？(30)
- ... 多于500？(120)
- ... 多于2,000？(400)
- ... 多于5,000？！(901)
- ... 多于10,000？！？！？！(1802，问题来了。FYI：监视列表有超过9800项就有问题！)
- ... 1,454,056!!!!???!!!??!?! (2000，问题严严严严严严严重重重重重重重重！)
- ... 7,889,798!!!!???!!!??!?!!?!!? (5000，可能吗？！？！精英用户)
- ... 自从上次检查以来，你是否检查过你的整个监视列表，看是否有任何破坏行为？ (30)
  - ... 为此你使用弹出窗口吗？ (20)
  - ... 弹出窗口有时会让你的电脑卡机吗？ (30)
  - ... 你是否会关闭窗口，返回维基百科，并在每次发生这种情况时重新登录到你的监视列表中？ (50)
你必须改变你的监视列表编辑阈值吗？ (10)
- 改到大于1000次编辑？ (200)
此页面在你的监视列表里吗？ (34)
- 你是否刚刚把此页面加了进去来获得加分？ (-68)
你使用过多于20种特殊页面吗？ (20)
你试过所有特殊页面吗？！ (400，和一个特殊页面原星章)

图片

你是否为了上传图片而在维基共享资源上有账号？ (100，好)
你在维基共享资源上上传过照片吗？ (200，做的好)
- 多于1张？ (22)
- 多于10？ (75)
- 多于50？ (175)
- 多于100？ (475)
- 多于250？ (775)
- 多于500？ (1475)
- 多于1000？ (2875)
- 多于9000？ (28475)
- 多于10000？ (282475)
- 少于等于0？ (-3000, 白痴)
- 多于-503？ (0,没可能!)
你有没有上传过一张照片或图片到维基百科上？(11)
- 多于1张？ (22)
- 多于10？ (75)
- 多于50？ (175)
- 多于100？ (475)
- 少于0？ (-3000，白痴)
- 你是否适当地使用模板？ (11)
  - 你是否在Creative Commons许可下发布了所有自行创建的图像？ (15)
  - 你是否已将所有自行创建的图像发布到公共领域？ (20)
- 你是否上传了有版权的图片并使用虚假模板来阻止图片被删除？ (-665, 你是真的皮)
  - 你是否因为积分而随机奖励给自己？(-1050, 你这个笨蛋！)
    - ... 那么你是否因为这件事而生气呢？ (10, 哈)
- 你是否认为你应该有星章但没有人给你呢？(75, 很多人都感受到你的心理伤害...)
你有在媒体中使用的你的形象吗？ (10)
- 5次? (20)
- 10次? (40)
- 25次? (100)
- 50次或者更多? (250)
- 并且，你的维基的名称已被记入? (10)
- 并且，维基百科/媒体被认可？ (10)
你是否曾编辑过其他用户的用户页面（破坏的不算）？ (3)
- 你破坏了该用户的页面吗？ (-125)
  - ... 你有一个复杂的分身帐户网络来破坏别人的用户页面吗？ (-1000, 再送你一个封禁)
  - ... 告诉他们，即使已经很容易找到了吗？ (2, 很勇敢)
你的谈话页面是否含有档案？(第一个加5,后面每个加1)
- 你是否在10条或更少评论后存档了你的谈话页面？ (-50, -20 如果你在上面的问题作弊了,-30 更多的是因为成为一个整洁的怪人成为维基百科)
- 你的谈话页面上总共有超过100个帖子吗？ (5)
- ... 多于1000? (80)
你的用户页面/子页面是否具有用户框 (1)
- ... 多于5? (25)
- ... 多于10? (45)
- ... 多于50? (175)
- ... 多于100? (275)
- ... 多于300? (485)
- ... 一吨? (789)
- ... 由于数量太多，您不知道吗？ (1000)
- ... 因为太多所以不值得了？ (1000, 你似乎爱上用户框...)
- ... 不可能的数量？！ (10657, 您似乎有用户框收集综合症)
- ... 无限 (43000, 我去)
- ... 无限 astral 加1? (70000, 我勒个去...)
  - 您的用户页面是否只是由用户框构成？ (10000, 你真的很爱用户框啊...)
你有自己创建用户框吗？ (10)
- ... 多于5? (50)
- ... 多于10? (150)
- ... 多于50? (300)
- ... 多于100? (500)
- ... a ton? (789)
- ... 你对这样的数字没了概念？？ (1000)
- ... 你数不清了？ (1000, 看来你很喜欢用户框...)
- ... 不可能的数量？！ (125000, 你似乎有用户框生产综合症)
- 你是否见过在其他人的用户页面/子页面上创建的用户框？ (30)
  - ... 同一页面/子页面上不止一个？ (100)
你有这么棒的用户页面获得奖励吗？ (50)
- ... 你有帮助设计别人的页面吗？ (100)

恶意破坏

你有在IP下进行破坏吗？ (-5000)
登录后你会破坏吗？ (-2000)
- ... 在非主要帐户？ (-5000... 你觉得你自己很聪明实际上并不是...)
  - ... 只在你自己的用户页面，破坏框/页面，沙箱和 WP:EUI? (-20)
    - ... 在别人的用户页面/讨论页上？ (-5000, 您真的是丧心病狂)
你破坏了维基百科多少次？
- 1次？ (-1, 好吧这可能会更糟)
- 2次？ (-20, 难道你不敢再这样做了)
- 5次？ (-3000, 送你1个星期的封禁还有给我滚出去)
- 10次？ (-5000, 送你6个月的封禁还有给我快滚！！)
- 25次？ (-7000, 给你永久的封禁还有在3秒内给我快滚, 我数1...2..)
- 50次？ (-9000, 封禁你还有给我滚！！)
- 64次？ (-45000, 维基已经把你封禁了,快给我滚!!!)
- 72次？ (-1454056, 你已经在互联网上被永久封禁，我告诉你给我滚！)
- 75次？ (-84964972, 我说最后一遍，你快滚出去!!)
- 88次？ (-84,964,972, 你脑子进水了吗？我叫你快滚！你是哪部分听不明白？)
- 96次？ (-7.2190464669608E+15, 我只是叫你快滚, 你告诉我哪个部分听不明白好吗？
- 100次？ (-无限的无限次方, 上帝已经叫你滚了！！)
- 1000次? (-无限的无限次方, 因为那时你失去了更多的积分，不是吗？)
你曾经入侵过维基百科的日历吗？它确实在去年被骇了, 数百万人看到了它。为了你... (-10000)
Did you try to vandalize, but the edit filter stopped you? (-7500, Now don't hack to disable it...)
Have you never ever vandalized Wikipedia? (1)
Have you ever been blocked, and the block was not lifted until it expired? (-1 for each day you are blocked, but no penalty if you are blocked for less than 24 hours.)
Have you been banned or blocked indefinitely? (-1000)
- Because you've requested it? (1000)
  - Because you couldn't sustain your wikibreak? (100)
- ... were you blocked unfairly, and later unblocked? (1000)
Is your main goal in life to vandalize Wikipedia? (-1000000000000000000000000 GTFO. NOW. AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!)
Have you ever made nonsensical edits to pages that no one will ever see anyway just because you can? (-10)
- On pages that everyone looks at? (-5000 That is pointless and stupid)
- Have you ever reverted those changes out of guilt? (3)
  - ... and then reverted them back (and maybe back again) to increase your edit count? (-1000, get a life)
Have you ever reverted vandalism? (3)
- ... more than 20? (5)
- ... more than 60 times? (30)
- ... more than 100 times? (90)
- ... more than 500 times? (350)
- ... more than 4000 times? (2500, and a life)
- ... more than 10000 times? (7500, and two lives, and a mansion in Omaha)
- ... more than 100000 times? (10000, and ten mansions in Omaha)
- ... more than 500000 times? (50000, and forty-nine mansions in Omaha and a mansion in Lincoln)
- ... more than 1000000 times? (100000, and 2,401 mansions in Omaha, 98 mansions in Lincoln and a mansion in Cheyenne, WY)
- ... 84,964,972 times? (-10000, not all edits are vandalism, idiot!)
  - Really? (10000, you must really be strict about vandalism)
- Are you on some sort of vandalism patrol? (25)
- Do you warn the vandals appropriately? (10)
Is your main goal on Wikipedia to revert vandalism? (1200, and maybe edit Wikipedia in some other way?)
- ... have you warned more than 50 vandals? (50)
- Do you use hand-written text to warn vandals to make it more specific to the vandal? (30)
  - ... has this made you a vandal/troll's target? (40, be careful)
- Have you ever reported a vandal to WP:AIV? (5)
  - More than 50? (30)
- Do you use tools like Huggle, Igloo, STiki, or Twinkle to do so? (40 for each)
  - To be a complete troll? (-2000, go back under the bridge.)
Have you ever created a custom userspace template used to warn vandals? (50)
Do you ever dream nightmares about vandals? (25, and a wikibreak)
Have you ever had a disgruntled vandal create a personal attack article named after you or your username that was speedily deleted as a personal attack? (30)
- ... has a person you know in real life vandalised your page or created a now-deleted article about you? (20)
  - ... more than 10 times? (100)
Has a vandal ever vandalized your user page or user talk page? (5 points for each time)
Have you ever been impersonated by a vandal, troll, or abusive sockpuppet? (10)
Have you ever visited a Wikipedia-vandal in real life? (-10)
- Did you yell at him/her? (20)
  - Did he/she kill you? (-2000, get back to your coffin!)
  - Did you kill him/her? (2000, and a prison sentence)
- Was he/she still a vandal afterwards? (-5, try again)
- Did he/she correct his vandalism afterwards all by him/herself, said sorry and promised never to do it again? (120, per vandal, thank you)
  - Did he/she do it again anyway? (-100)
Are you a rollbacker? (30)
- Are you not a rollbacker, but would like to be one? (50)
- Do you prefer to do it the old-fashioned way because it's more fun? (40)
- When you see vandalism in real life, do you look for the rollback button? (100)
  - Are you mad because you can't find it? (20)
  - Or did you actually find it? (50)
    - Did it work? (100, I want one!)
Did you write a 500-page essay about why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested? (8000)
- Yes when we were supposed to write a report on Bill Gates. (1421, Next time stick to the topic kid)
- ...did you just start writing one to get the points? (-750, good effort though)
- Have you also written this as a Wikipedia article, but then it was deleted which you're really angry about? (-1000, you liar; if you really did, it would say "You are re-creating a page that was deleted" at "Why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested" or at "Wikipedia:Why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested".)
- Have you actually created such a Wikipedia article, but it was deleted and you think the deletion log must be faulty? (500)
  - Are you going to try and fix this problem yourself? (300)
  - Are you also going to badger an administrator into bringing it back onto Wikipedia, or to at the very least upload it to Deletionpedia [1]? (250)
    - Or are you an administrator and will do this yourself? (280)
    - If you're not, are you going to beg an administrator to make you one so you can do it yourself? (400)
  - Or do you own a bot and are going to force it to upload your article to Deletionpedia? (-200, for cruelty to bots)
    - If you don't, are you going to steal someone else's for the purpose? (-2000, and a prison sentence, for both theft and cruelty to bots; you're almost being as bad as the vandals you think should be arrested, botnapper)
Have you installed an Anti-Vandal tool? (25)
Do you vandalise under your computer's IP? (-60)
- Yes I do! MWAHAHAHA! (-135, you admitted it!)
- You don't? (60, good for you!)
Are you a dog and vandalize Wikipedia? (-1, you're one smart dog)
How often do you vandalise Wikipedia? (-200, you shouldn't do it anyway)
- Once a year? (-1, at least it's only once a year)
- Once every three months? (-4)
- Once every month? (-12)
- Once every fortnight? (-26, out the door for you!)
- Once every week? (-52, go on, OUT)
- Every single day in a year? (-365, get the... just... just leave. Now.)
- Every single day for 8731 days?!?!? (-1000, I REALLY hope not!)
  - REALLY?!?!? (-18731, simply GET OUT!!!)
    - Did you lie for the points? (8731, looks like we have a winner!)
- Never? (3000 and stay forever)
Do you hate Wikipedia so much that you have created a project outside of Wikipedia made to vandalize it so it is useless? (-3000, you're definitely joking)
- YOU REALLY AREN'T JOKING!?!? (-9999, SHUT DOWN THIS COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND I'M SERIOUS: YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE FACE OF THE EARTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!)
  - Are you just joking? (9999, phew, you really had me scared there!)
  - But if you did, do you feel bad about it now? (50, and a little bit of grace, but you still make me sick)
Would you smash vandals with a hammer? (4000, WIN)
Do you vandalize on a shared IP? (-7000, way to evade the system)
Do you hack into other accounts and delete articles? (-50000000, now GTFO!!!!!!!!!)
- All the time? (-50000000000, now GTFO!!!!!!!!!, like I said)
  - More than all the time? (84964972, that's impossible)
    - But you live on a planet with a completely different time structure so it's possible? (-infinity times84964972, that's insane)
Do you make lots of Template:Stupid and insane links on articles? (-1000, wtf!!)

机器人

你有运作机器人吗？(50，每个)
- 你认为上一个问题不公平，因为你运作的机器人做了很多工作？(30)
- 你的机器人现在正在运作吗？(每个20)
- Did you properly request bot status before running it? (5)
你编写过一个机器人吗？(每一个10分)
- Did you properly request approval for your bot if yes. (100, good for you)
  - Did you not properly request approval for your bot if no (-200, better get approval)
- 你的机器人编辑过100000次？(500)
- Do other people use your bot software to run their own bots? (30)
- You're lying aren't you? (-100, get a book and start studying!)
- Did you do that for the points (-100, for each)
你学Python编程语言就是要写一个机器人？ (20)
- Perl呢？(20)
  - 你又说谎了？(-100，现在点燃你的裤子)
    - Do you already know those languages, and still wrote a bot in them? (20)
      - Do you now feel heavily prejudiced against, because you prefer to use the .NET languages, Java, C++, or another language? (30)
        Did you just learn all of those languages for the points? (-250)
你想运作机器人吗？(5)
你为机器人推荐过工作吗？(5)
- Was it adopted? (20, and our congratulations!)
Have you ever knowingly run a bot without approval? (-50)
Are you a bot? (2500 to your creator for inventing a bot that can take tests)
- Are you a person, but HAVE created a bot that can take tests? (2500, again)
- ... Or has anybody ever called you a bot? (500)
- ... because you are counting the bot's edits as your own? (-2000)
Do you have more edits than even some of the fairly active bots? (5000)
Do you think you're a bot? (5, and some hours at the psychologist)
Do you make so many edits that you feel like a bot? (50, and a pat on the back)
- Does this constant bot feeling make you feel important knowing that some idiot is going to have do it eventually? (10, we feel for you)
  - Does that feeling keep you from screaming in frustration because you do feel like a bot and now you know why they have bots for the boring things? (25, and a good stress ball)
Do you know what ClueBot NG is? (5)
- Did you know without clicking the link? (2)
- Or did you cheat? (-10, and you call yourself a wikipediholic...)
- Do you race ClueBot NG to revert vandalism? (15)
  - Do you beat it? (5)
    - Every time? (7)
  - Or do you wish to beat it, but it's too fast for you? (3)
- Have you beaten ClueBot NG without the use of tools? (20)
- Did you write ClueBot NG? (400)
Has your bot gone haywire? (-1000, get the electromagnetic pulse tazer)

Technical stuff

Do you know how to make italic and bold text? (1)
- Do you use and ? (-3, this is why we use wiki software)
- Do you use and for in-context emphasis, versus '' and ''' (for and ) in cases of purely typographic effects (like italicization of a book title)? (500 for understanding the semantic difference and its importance)
- Do you use ? (-10 for poor usability—most users using Web 1.0 browsers think underlined text on a Web page is a link)
 - How about <img>? (-5, upload that image and use [[File:...]])
 - <a href ... >? (-10, are you attempting to spam?)
Can you use LaTeX syntax? (10)
- With ease? (60)
  - Did you learn how to use LaTeX syntax with ease for the points? (-600)
- With relative ease? (300)
  - Did you learn how to use LaTeX syntax with relative ease for the points? (-3000)
Are you aware of what syntax such as {{{2|foo}}} does in a template? (40)
Do you know what {{fullurl:Wikipedia|action=raw}}, {{ucfirst:{{padright:wikipedia|10|!}}}}, {{#ifexist:{{SUBJECTPAGENAME}}||}}, and {{msgnw:Template:Disambig}} will produce? (30 for each one)
Have you written a helpful monobook script? (200)
- Do you have two or more of these scripts in your own personal monobook? (30)
Have you ever used api.php to find information about Wikipedia pages? (120)
Have you used Wget to find information about Wikipedia pages? (-150, they removed it in the robots.txt!)
- Did you write a script, and then analyzed the results? (50)
  - Was this script a bot? (50)
  - Was this a user script, written in JavaScript? (50)
    - Did you have so many queries per minute, that there was a server error? (-30)
Do you know the difference between substitution and transclusion? (20)
Are you cognizant of the default thumbnail image width for all users? What is it in pixels? (30)
- Are you aware of the recent errors resulting from the use of px in images? (10)
- Do you know where this thumb width value can be changed? (30)
Do you use Wikipedia:Sandbox or your own userspace sandbox to make test edits? (2)
- ... and tell people experimenting in articles to use the sandbox instead? (10)
Do you know how template macro substitution works? (100)
- Have you ever used it before? (200)
  - ... more than 5 times? (300)
  - ... more than 10 times? (600)
  - ... more than 20 times? (1200)
  - ... more than 50 times? (2500)
  - ... more than 100 times? (-5000, liar)
    - ... really? (10000, sorry)
Do you understand what wfMsgWeirdKey( $wgRequest->getVal( 'msg' ) ) means? (100, don't worry if not, it doesn't really matter)
Did you skip this entire section because you are stupid and didn't understand any of it? (5, at least you were honest.)

其他

Do you try to keep up to date with the main page? (15, good!)
- Once every ten years? (-7632, and you call yourself UP TO DATE?!)
- Once every five years? (-3632, and you call yourself up to date?)
- Once every year? (-2422, for hurting our Alexa ranking.)
- Once every half a year? (-324, really?)
- Once every few months? (1, I guess that's ok)
- Once every few weeks? (2, that's not the best but ok?)
- Once a week (16, good.)
- Once every two to three days (64, great!)
- Once every day (132, awesome!)
- Once every hour (631, I think you can pass the test!)
- Once every minute (4234132232312121212, unbelievable!)
  - Was that for the points? (-1000000000000000000000000000000000000, GTFO)
  - Do you do it with a bot? (-10000000000000000000000000000000000000, YOU'RE WASTING SERVER BANDWIDTH)
Do you try to vandalize the main page? (-52412123124, fail)
- With a bot? (-325644648648651541645154185615641626456185466, I think you need to know what "view source" means.)
- You were admin? (-30000, Adminship revoke.)
Are you sick and tired of news that isn't updated? (7777777777777777, we feel the same.)
Do you check on the news every once in a while? (333, good)
- Along with other news sources except Wikinews? (-3333, traitor)
- Do you check it every hour? (5523, good)
  - Every 30 minutes? (42423, awesome!)
Is this test easy? (-321, that's not true.)
Did you develop a JavaScript addon? (10000, awesome)
- Twice? (20000, for your second one)
- More than twice? (42000, for each one)

How Wikipedia has affected you

Physical behavior

Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (15, get some shuteye)
Are you not eating because you are too busy taking this test? (15, and a feast that'll fill ten full-grown men for a month)
Are you never at the bathroom because you are too busy on Wikipedia? (5, that explains why you smell like cow manure)
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (10)
- Did you become so engaged on Wikipedia you forgot to go back to bed? (30)
- ... or did you become so exhausted that you fell asleep while working on Wikipedia? (20)
  - ... causing your head to fall onto the keyboard and type long strings of the same letter into Wikipedia? (5, uh oh)
    - ... causing it to be saved? (5, oh dear)
      - ...causing you to get blocked for vandalism? (50 for compassion, and a rapid unblock)
        ...indefinitely? (5000 to compensate for your bad luck, plus 40 for compassion, an instant unblock, and an instant indefinite block with no talk page for the admin who blocked you)
        ...causing you to make a lot of unblock requests? (6000, plus 100 for each request)
        ...causing your talk page to be protected? (7000)
        ...causing you to make another account? (7500)
        ...which got blocked? (8000)
        ...indefinitely? (8500)
        ...for sockpuppetry? (9000)
        ...then you created multiple accounts? (9500)
        ...and got your IP blocked? (10000)
        ...and went to other wikis? (10500)
        ...and got you globally blocked? (11000)
        ...and went to Wikia? (11500)
        ...and got globally blocked there? (12000)
        ...and sued Wikimedia? (-12000000210320120203010, that's not very nice! Say sorry to Wikimedia NOW, or 滚得越远越好！！！)
Have you ever dreamed about Wikipedia? (50)
- More than 50 times? (125)
  - ... everyday? (350)
- Have you ever dreamed about other Wikipedians? (5)
  - ... did the dream involve harassing or otherwise doing something negative to that Wikipedian? (-50, be more nice in your dreams!)
Have you woken up at night to realize you're at your computer editing Wikipedia? (80)
Have you woken up early in order to edit Wikipedia? (10, here kindly mention your local time)
- Before 7 am? (20)
- Before 5 am? (50)
- Before 2 am? (150)
- Before 11 pm? (2000, GO TO BED!!!)
- Before 9 pm? (5000, YOU REALLY NEED SLEEP!!!!!)
- Before 7 pm? (-10000, LIAR!!!)
- Before 3 pm? (-20000, MEGA LIAR!!!)
- Before 1 pm? (-100000, LIAR!!!)
- Before 12 fm? (-100000, THAT TIME DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!)
  - Did you try but fail miserably, since you're not a morning person? (5, at least you tried...)
  - Do you think the question above is unfair because you're not from Earth?! (100000)
Do you not care about your dental health because you are too into Wikipedia? (50)
- Do you not visit the dentist, ever, because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (100, go have a Wikibreak now, and brush your teeth immediately)
  - Has this caused your teeth to fall apart? (100 and a set of dentures)
Are you late to school because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (-25, show some discipline!)
- Are you a half-hour late? (-10)
- An hour late? (-50)
- Two hours late? (-100)
- One hundred hours late?!?!?! (-10000, LIAR, you're missing two schoolweeks, and then some)
- Really?!?!?!?! (198576, don't speak near me)
Have you stopped eating for a day because you were editing Wikipedia? (70, a wikibreak, and an all you can eat buffet)
- For 2 days? (210)
- For 3 days? (630, and please, just eat now!)
- For a week? (1800, a wikibreak, and eat before you become a WikiAngel, with a buffet to fill the entire 354th Fighter Wing)
Do you neglect using the shower because you're always on Wikipedia? (101, and some soap, because your odor is making my nose bleed!)
Do you experience clinical depression, withdrawal, or some other symptoms—albeit minor—when you are unable to use Wikipedia for the time of 7 days? (5)
- 5 days? (10)
- 3 days? (30)
- a day? (80)
- 6 hours? (120)
- 1 hour?!?! (999, get a life, god dang it!!)
  - Has this caused you to experience these symptoms every morning, because you couldn't edit while you were sleeping? (10000001, and get a life and a psychiatrist)
  - When you are forced off the wiki for 24 hours, and you are in the process of making a major edit or checking your watchlist, or reading a page, do you experience extreme depression? (20)
    - for 6 hours? (50)
      - for an hour? (100)
        for any amount of time, regardless of its length? (200)
        instantly? (1600, get a doctor—no, better yet, get a psychiatrist—now)
    - Do you weep for half an hour or more? (100)
      - for 6 hours? (50)
      - for a day? (-50, get a life, and an eye operation, because your big bulging eyes disgusts me!)
Are you distraught because you cannot edit Wikipedia while you take this test? (100)
- ...because you cannot vandalize Wikipedia? (-500 and a block)
- ...or are you editing in another window/tab while simultaneously taking this test? (300, where did you get a screen that big?)
Do you freak out when the power goes out? (20)
- ... or do you kill "server kittens" while on Wikipedia? (-100)
- or you have a laptop and an internet pen drive? (100)
Have you ever been injured/sick and checked the cure for your injury/sickness on Wikipedia? (40)
- More than once? (80)
  - More than ten times? (120)
    - More than 30 times? (280)
      - More than 100 times?! (-500, go see the doctor now)
When facing endeavors in real life, do you think to yourself that "if other Wikipedians have done it, so can I", check the article, and do it as if it were for Wikipedia? (100)
- ... when you're depressed, do you edit Wikipedia to escape? (20)
  - ... does editing make you high? (420)
Have you used Wikipedia to memorize more than 20 digits of an irrational number such as pi (π)? (10)
- ... more than 100 digits? (100)
- ... more than 1000 digits? (1000)
- ... more than 10000 digits? (10000, holy crap...)
- ... more than 100000 digits? (100000)
- ... more than 1000000 digits? (1000000)
- ... more than 5000000000000 digits (-1000, it would take your whole life to do that)
  - ... REALLY? (5000000000000, looks like we have a winner)
- to memorize a word longer than 40 letters? (5)
  - ... longer than 80 letters? (20)
  - ... longer than 120 letters? (50)
    - ... THE LONGEST WORD IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (-2500, LIAR...)
      - REALLY? (7500, holy crap...)
Do you sometimes give "edit summaries" for your real-life actions? (20)
- Do you ever tell your friends about Wikipedia? (100 and good job :D)
Since registering on Wikipedia, have you often run naked around the house singing Traveling Wilburys songs? (-100, go find your pants)
Have you gone legally blind because of editing Wikipedia too much? (1000)
- ... did you start editing just so you could answer "yes" to this question? (-4500, it's not our fault)
- ... did you really start editing right now and have gone blind? (2000, wow...)
Have you ever had a broken bone because of editing Wikipedia too much? (5700, ouch...)
Have you gone insane from editing Wikipedia? (100, go see a psychiatrist)
Have you had a spaz attack from editing Wikipedia? (-1000, Please don't submit that fdh28u9fh;dafgmapfjfd)

社交生活

Has anyone ever called you a "Walking Wikipedia"? (20)
- Did you get the knowledge that resulted in this title from "reliable" non-Wikimedia sources? (-20, have more faith)
Have you ever told someone about your countless edits? (5)
- Did you get so caught up in what you were saying that you didn't notice the person you were talking to walked away? (-5 and a big cork in your mouth)
Do you have a Wikipedia T-shirt (or another Wikipedia product)? (975, because you have to give us money for it)
- More than one? (70)
- Did you like giving us money? (3000, and a barnstar)
- Do you want to send us more money? (9000, A barnstar, and adminship status—if you don't have it yet, of course)
Has someone left you because of Wikipedia? (30)
Is something you have thought was important, such as a social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (50)
- ... have almost all of your friends and acquaintances complained you edit Wikipedia too much? (100)
- ... did you have those friends complain just for the points? (-75000)
Do you judge people you know in real life partly or fully on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (10)
- Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (45, and a crash course in dating)
- Do you think the last two questions are unfair because you are too busy editing Wikipedia to have any friends in real life? (500)
- ... or because they promoted discrimination? (500, plus a peace prize)
Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are productive or useful, unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching sports? (10)
- Have you ever argued that contributing to Wikipedia should count as community service or volunteer time? (5)
Have you ever phoned another Wikipedian? (2)
Have you ever met another Wikipedian in real life? (20)
- Is one of your friends a Wikipedian? (10)
Have you ever attended a Wikipedia meetup in real life? (75)
你跟另一个维基人住在一起吗？ (40)
- ... are you married to this Wikipedian? (15)
- ... or are you not? (-50, :O I'm telling your spouse!)
Are you in a relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) with another Wikipedian? (30)
- Did you recruit them to Wikipedia by telling them how amazing it is? (50)
  - ... or by telling them how much fun it is to vandalize? (-500)
- ... is this Wikipedian an administrator? (80)
- ... or are they a Wikipedia vandal/troll? (-100)
  - A banned user? (-500)
    - Do you think those last two were unfair, because it's not your fault that they are stupid, immature vandals? (100)
      - If yes to that question, have you tried changing them? (200, and a thanks for trying!)
Have you chosen to edit Wikipedia instead of being intimate with your partner? (25, and professional help)
Has your partner expressed concern that you are cheating on them with the wiki? (30)
Do you promote Wikipedia in person or by mentioning it on Usenet, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (10)
Did you take a language course just to edit Wikipedia in more languages, or to translate Wikipedia articles in other languages to English? (125)
Have you beaten someone up because they tried to prevent you from editing? (5)
- Was the person an administrator? (-50)
  - Was it because the person blocked you? (-100, why were you blocked to begin with?)
- Was the person close to you? (5)
  - Was he/she a friend of yours? (10)
  - Was he/she your spouse? (-30, a big boo to you)
- Was it your psychiatrist? (-100, GO TO AN ASYLUM, YOU NEED HELP!!!)
- Was it a cop? (-2000, and assault charges)
- Was it an FBI member? (-5000, you should be destroyed!)
- Was it the sovereign of your country (-9000, and a life sentence in jail)
- Was it the military? (-10000, are you freaking insane?!)
- Was it the HULK?!?!?!?!?! (-20000, you're stupid)
  - Did you win? (30000, you have some serious passion, sir/miss)
    - YOU ARE A LIAR!!! (-99999, go find the Hulk, and apologize)
      - You did beat the Hulk???? (-5000 and get out of here)
        Did you do that for the points? (-5000)
Do you have more friends on Wikipedia than in real life? (80)
- Non-Wikipedian friends? (400, [lol, internet])
Do you get angry when others call Wikipedia worthless and say it's for geeks? (20)
- ...or do you not even care anymore and embrace your geekness? (40, Nice pocket protector)
Do you get upset when people call Wikipedia "Just an Encyclopedia"? (5)
Have you encouraged people with recognized mental disorders or addictions to use WP, claiming its "therapeutic"? (50)
- Have you offered to help such people with their WP article on themselves, claiming its "therapeutic"? (100)
  - Have you attempted to present a paper on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia to a peer reviewed journal or conference? (200)
    - Is your Ph.D. thesis on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia, despite your having recognized problematic behaviors related to (your) editing of Wikipedia? (1000, and revocation of license to practice psychotherapy in your state/province)
Do you regularly use Wikipedia as a metaphor for life ("Hmmm, I shouldn't have gone to a level three warning there")? (50)
- Are you angered by people who try to end their lives, as a metaphor for vandalism? (20)
Do you answer many questions with "Sorry, that's non-notable"? (50)
- Do you then make articles about the subjects of those questions (-1, they were non-notable...)
Does this image depress you? (10)
- When you saw this image, did you form hives? (-10, and a doctor)
  - If so, were you too far into editing and didn't bother to do anything about them? (9)
    - Did you not do anything just for the points? (-9, and a HA!)
Did you know there is a Wikipedia:Trading card game? (50)
- Are you/Did you help design the game? (1000)
  - Do you plan on buying the game? (2000)
    - Do you own the game? (-1000000 for lying—the game is still being developed!)
Do you think Wikipedia is better than Facebook? (100, hooray, a loyal Wikipediholic)
- Are you in one of the groups for Wikipedia in Facebook? (200)
Do you think Wikipedia is better than life? (1500, get a clue)
Do you find it difficult to enjoy a holiday because you would rather be editing Wikipedia? (15)
Do you take a laptop or palmtop with you when you go on holiday so that you can continue editing Wikipedia when you are on holiday? (50 points, but do try to relax at least a little)
Have you ever lost a job because you were so obsessed with Wikipedia, that you were spending more time on Wikipedia than concentrating on your job? (500 points, and good luck in finding a new job)

Computing habits

Do you have a Wikipedia keyword or search plugin for your browser? (2)
Have you ever spent more than 15 minutes making one edit? (15)
- ... more than 30 minutes? (30)
- ... more than an hour? (60)
- ... more than 2 hours? (120)
- ... more than 3 hours? (180)
- ... more than 6 hours? (360)
- ... more than 9 hours? (540, learn to make up your mind.)
- ... more than 12 hours? (720)
- ... more than 18 hours? (1080)
- ... more than 24 hours? (1440, really...it takes that long to make 1 single edit?)
- ... 72 hours?!?! (-5000, creating whole, fifty-thousand word pages doesn't count!)
  - ... Really?!??!? (5753, that is one very long edit.)
- ... 168 hours????????!!!!!!!!!! (-7891, it does take a whole WEEK to make an edit!!!)
  - ... REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (9381, you need a VERY LONG wikibreak)
- ... 720 hours?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (-50000, it does not take a whole MONTH to make an edit!!!!!!!!)
  - ... REALLY?!!!!!!!!!!!1?????? (49853, I am shocked.)
- ... 8,760 hours? (-100000, A year?! You have to be kidding me!)
  - ... did you get logged off? (30)
  - ... did you lose connection? (500)
  - ... REALLY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1?1?1?!?! (99384, my goodness!)
  - ... did you accidentally shut down the computer before saving the edit? (25, would have been more if it didn't shut down)
- ... Over 9,99999,99999,99999999 hours?!? (-9192, Are you joking?)
  - ... REALLLY???????????? (9903 for every extra hours, To--- I can't say anything! So shocked!)
  - ... You think that's unfair because you come from a different planet which has over 99999999... hours for a day? (9929, okay)
    - ... Plus more than 95838294892384923834849384938495838959384948859938587375 hours of the extra day hours? (1 for every hour of a day)
Do you subscribe to a Wikipedia mailing list? (15 for each one)
- Do you actually read the posts to that mailing list? (2)
- Did you just do that for the points? (-90, nice try)
Have you donated money to Wikimedia Foundation? (40)
- Have you wanted to, but been too young or poor to do so? (20, it's the thought that counts anyway)
Have you ever thought about editing a non-Wikipedia webpage? (4)
- Have you ever looked for the edit button? (50)
  - Did you actually find it? (-1, wow...)
  - Or did you not find it because it was labeled change instead? (-10, that's cheap)
    - Because you switched back to Wikipedia without noticing? (20)
      - Or because it was another wiki? (-1)
      - ... a blog? (-1)
        ... or do you argue that you haven't edited your blog in over a year because you're so busy editing Wikipedia? (15)
Do you instinctively search for the "history" of a webpage to see recent changes? (10)
Do you save offline copies of long pages (i.e., WP:AN, WP:RFAR, WP:MAGIC) or the mailing list so you can read them later when you are offline? (5)
Do you save offline copies of this page? (50)
Have you ever looked for the edit button upon seeing red letters on a VCR/DVD player's display? (15)
Have you ever read an online news article or headline, spotted a mistake, and looked for the edit tag so you could fix the mistake on MoS grounds? (10)
- After realizing that such articles are not in the Wikipedia namespace, do you consider logging in or creating an account so that you can fix the error? (5)
Do you have the Wikipedia widget on your Dashboard, or on a Google desktop? (20)
- Or any Wikipedia-related widget on Yahoo Widgets? (20)
Do you use Wikimedia-related IRC channels? (8, for each you frequent)
Have you ever signed a real e-mail, forum post, or any other message not associated with Wikipedia with ~~~~? (10)
- more than 50 times? (50)
  - ... always? (180)
- And the recipient wasn't irritated? (15)
  - ... because they're Wikipedians also? (10)
- Have you actually written a Greasemonkey script that transliterates those four successive tildes to assure to have a proper signature at least when mailing from your web based mail-service? (25)
  - Or do you sign your posts by hand, integrating your Wikipedia signature into the message? (10)
    - Were you angry that the forum or email did not support wiki syntax? (25)
  - Or even compiled your own version of Firefox to do so? (36, you should send it to Mozilla)
Are you opposed to Britannica and all other encyclopedias because Wikipedia is better? (8)
- Are you in support of Britannica? (-999, TRAITOR!)
  - ... but you think Wikipedia is better? (999, I give the points back at you, sorry)
Has your touch-typing improved due to Wikipedia? (5)
Has your typing rate at least doubled because of Wikipedia? (10)
Have you created a custom keyboard layout to make editing easier (such as to quickly type an em dash)? (20)
Have you ever edited one of our sister projects? (5, for each project)
- Are you currently blocked on the project you vandalize? (-500)
  - Is that block indefinite? (-1000)
    - Permanent? (-10000, why are you here?)
- Are you an active contributor to that project? (10, for each project)
  - Are you an administrator on that project? (50, for each project)
    - Are you a bureaucrat on that project? (200, for each one)
- Do you have accounts on at least 10 different wikis? (50)
- Have you added Leet spelling to articles, even if you are confused by it? (-1337, most of the world's population can't understand it)
  - Have you edited the Leet article? (1337, way to go!)
- Do you spend an inordinate amount of time trawling articles to ensure American/British/Canadian spellings are only used in appropriate articles? (5)
Have you used Wikipedia so much that you've developed frequent headaches? (10)
- poor posture? (15)
- ... are these headaches severe? (50)
- ... do you have one right now? (30)
Do you get excited when you get to add a new service award to your userpage? (10)
Do you hate computer lag while editing? (100)
- Is your computer lagging right now (200, and clean your hard drive)
Have you broken a keyboard from editing Wikipedia? (100, and a new keyboard)
Is 24 hours the most time you ever spent on Wikipedia? (500, you must drink a lot of Red Bull)
- 12 hours? (100)
- 6 hours (20)
- 3 hours (10)
- 1 hour (-1, you should spend more time on Wikipedia!)
- 30 minutes (-5, seriously, spend more time on Wikipedia)
- 2 minutes (-50, What are you doing? vandalizing?)
- 0 minutes (-100, liar! your taking this test which is on Wikipedia)
- -30 minutes (-700, How is spending negative time even possible?!)

The rest of the world

Have you ever edited a Wikipedia in a language that is not one of the official languages of your native country? (10)
- ... in two or more? (20)
- ... in five or more? (50)
- ... in ten or more? (100)
- ... in fifty or more? (500)
- ... in 100 or more? (1000, OMG)
- ... in 9000 or more? (-90000, too many; Wikipedia has not - as yet - appeared in that many languages (see List of Wikipedias).
- ... in 12345 or more? (-123450, also too many)
- Have you taken this test in a language that is not used in the country you live in? (100)
  - Do you know all the languages this test is in? (500)
    - Are you currently translating this test into some other language? (1000)
    - Have you ever engaged in a foreign language course so that you can read the Wikipedia in that language? (50)
    - Have you campaigned to get new Wikipedias in languages that do not yet appear in List of Wikipedias? (20)
Have you written or read for Wikipedia to improve your foreign language skills? (50)
Did you stop using your expensive CD-ROM encyclopedia and use Wikipedia for everything instead? (12)
- Or you have never used a CD-ROM encyclopedia in the first place (-20, cheater)
Have you ever submitted an assignment for work or school that cited Wikipedia? (6)
- Despite being told not to use Wikipedia or not to use encyclopedias? (12)
- Did it cite an article that you had edited? (10)
  - Did you make the edit after getting the assignment? (10)
  - ... created? (25)
  - ... more than 10 articles? (40)
  - ... more than 100 articles? (400)
  - ... more than 1000 articles? (4000)
  - ... more than 10000 articles? (40000)
  - ... more than 100000 articles? (400000)
  - ... more than 1000000 articles? (4000000)
  - ... more than 1,454,056 articles? (-40000000, impossible)
- And did the teacher give you a bad grade, because he/she is biased against Wikipedia? (10)
  - Do you think this is unfair? (15)
    - Did you lobby the school administrators to change this? (20)
      - Did it successfully change? (100, and a pat on the back from several other students)
    - or do you use your school computer time to play games instead of research? (-30, get back to work)
      - ... even if most games are blocked? (-100)
      - ... do you hack the school's censorship network to bypass the block and play games? (-200, and a detention)
      - or is Wikipedia blocked? (10, we feel your pain, buddy.... :-( )
        Have you written to the IT department at your school asking them to unblock Wikipedia? (50)
        Did they do it? (100)
        
        or if they replied that it's blocked because of vandalism, did you inform them that they could ask any Wikipedia administrator to softblock the school's IP address to prevent vandalism rather than blocking the site entirely? (50)
        Did they follow your instructions? (100, good job)
        
        Do you hack into the censorship system to use Wikipedia? (100, just be aware of the abuse staff that could be watching)
      - Do you hang a huge banner with a Wikipedia logo on the wall of your classroom to protest this? (200)
      - Did you request a class change over it? (500)
- Or did he/she give you a good grade due to the quality of your content (50)
Do you often encounter Wikipedia-related items cited somewhere? (10)
Has a teacher ever used something in their lesson that you know was definitely taken on Wikipedia (like being on the wrong language, say, using British English instead of American English)? (5)
- ...does this teacher not use English works but still you know this was definitely taken from a sister Wikipedia (like Brazilian Portuguese and Portuguese of Portugal for instance)? (10)
- ... and did this inspire you to create something that they could potentially use in their lesson? (15)
  - ... and they used it? (50)
- ...and this is the same teacher who publicly denounced Wikipedia during class? (5, for having a teacher with a double-standard)
Have you ever used any of your non-Wikipedia work as a source in Wikipedia? (0, for vanity)
- Was it a legitimate reliable source? (50)
- Did that work cite the article in question? (-50, for circular reference)
  - Did you invent a time machine to make the circular reference legit? (1000, plus a patent)
Have you ever seen some of your work from Wikipedia published in a newspaper or other form of press? (50, points for each occurrence)
- Do you become extremely excited when Wikipedia is mentioned on TV? (30)
Do you buy or borrow books to help you write or edit articles on subjects you know very little about? (20)
Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, or other image or multimedia recording so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (10)
When you applied for community service, did you volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (15)
- Have you ever thought about applying for community service to volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (20)
Have you tried to revert your actions, after you realized they were wrong, but found out they couldn't be reverted? (12)
Have you listed your work on Wikipedia on your curriculum vitae or résumé? (10)
- Or will you do it when you apply for a job or university in the future? (8)
- Did/will you put an edit summary on your résumé? (50)
- Did/will you sign your résumé with ~~~~ at the end? (20)
  - Got turned down because of it? (30)
  - Got the job because of it? (50, I want your job)
    - Because the job interviewer was a Wikipedian himself? (50)
Do you believe that nearly all of your success in your workplace or school comes from information gained on Wikipedia? (8)
When you see vandalism in real life, do you think "These must be the type of people that vandalize Wikipedia"? (2)
- Or do you think "They must be the type of people who vandalize Wikipedia"? (25)
Have you ever edited this test just to correct the grammar or put in a question with correct grammar? (35)
Have you ever recommended Wikipedia to any of your real family or friends? (4)
- Did they join Wikipedia and contribute? (8, for each person)
  - Or do they vandalize abusively? (-20)
    - Did you revert their actions? (20)
    - Did they create an abusive system of sockpuppets? (-50)
      - Did you delete their vandal articles and/or block them? (75)
Do you rarely see the real world because of Wikipedia? (250)
- Do you argue that Wikipedia is your "real world"? (5000, and a life)
[[Do]] [[You]] [[Ever]] [[Write]] [[Like]] [[This]][[?]] (100, and a red link)
Have you ever tried to do [http://This?] in real life? (404, and an HTTP 404 Error)
Have you ever put <nowiki></nowiki> around your text that looks like [[This?]] (1000, and a Code eraser)
Have you ever put coding in your writing? (500)
- More than 11 times? (7000, That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.)

Wikipedia knowledge and opinion

你喜欢维基百科吗？ (10, of course you do!)
你怎么评价维基百科？
- 11分(1000, Awesomesauce!)
- 10 stars out of 10? (200, you are SO awesome!)
- 9? (25)
- 8? (5)
- 7? (1)
- 6? (0)
- 5? (-1)
- 4? (-50)
- π? (-314, that's a mathematical constant)
- 3? (-400)
- e? (-1359, that's a mathematical constant)
- 2? (-1400)
- √2? (-1414, that's the square root of 2)
- 1? (-3141, GTFO!)
- 0? (-10000)
- -1? (-100000, get the heck outta here!)
- -1,000,000,000,000,000?!?!? (-10000000000000)
你知道谁是吉米·威尔斯吗？ (15)
- 你不在乎吉米·威尔斯是谁(-500,还说你是维基百科狂)
- 你知道真实生活中有人也叫吉米·威尔斯？(20)
  - Because you told them? (-20, cheater)
- If you don't know who he is, did you just look for his article? (5)
  - ... do you argue that his name is really Jimmy Donal "Jimbo" Wales? (10)
- Has he ever talked to you on your user talk page? (60)
  - Or are you a Jimbo Wales, just not the Jimbo Wales? (25)
    - ... because you changed your legal name to that of your idol? (-100, stalker)
    - ... since you want to be like him someday? (110, Good luck)
    - ... or are you THE Jimbo Wales? (-2000, poser!)
      - ... really? (50000, we love you man!)
  - Or are you a Jummy Jumbo Whale because you never get any exercise because you are always on Wikipedia? (100, an extreme diet and a Wikibreak for some exercise)
- Have you met Jimbo Wales in real life? (1000, say hello to him for me!)
Do you know what WoW stands for? (30)
- Did you click on the link just so you could say yes? (-25)
  - Did you click on the link anyway, even though you knew? (10)
- Do you argue that this question isn't fair because WoW also refers to World of Warcraft? (10)
  - Do you think World of Warcraft is better than Wikipedia? (-10, traitor!)
Do you know where the Wikimedia Foundation is based? (10)
- Do you live near it? (200)
  - Did you move there to get the points? (1000 and a moving van)
Do you know when Wikipedia was founded? (2)
- ...or did you have to look it up after reading the previous question? (-1000)
  - ... with Google? (-10000, TRAITOR!)
    - ...or because you knew Wikipedia would be the first hit? (11000)
Do you know who founded Wikipedia? (hint: see one of the previous questions of this section) (20)
Have you ever thought about the social impact of Wikipedia? (10)
- Have you ever been asked about it in an interview (e.g. for a newspaper)? (25)
Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (8)
- ... or you think it is already better than every other encyclopedia? (18)
  - ... because you can change the spelling of the last word in the last question to "encyclopædia"? (-2)
Do you consider Wikipedia to be the closest thing to a precursor for "the computer" in Star Trek? (5)
Do you ever use Wikipedia to resolve a dispute outside of Wikipedia? (40)
- Did you lose because your information was incorrect or not from a verifiable source? (-40)
  - Did you go back and correct the article? (50)
  - ... do you realize this question makes no sense? (1)
Have you ever cheered out loud when you look at the updates on the Wikipedia Awareness Statistics? (5)
- Did you get depressed when you found it was out of date?(500)
Have you ever written a book about Wikipedia? (300)
- Was it notable enough to get a Wikipedia article? (100)
  - Did you write the article? (30, but check WP:COI)
    - ... then have someone correct a slip you made in the article? (5)
  - Did you write a book about that article? (500, but look for more productive subject matter)
    - Did that book end up with an article? (200)
      - Was it deleted immediately for non-notability? (-200)
  - Did you call the book Main Page? (-200, for making disambiguation a mess)
- Are you really mad about the fact that you wrote an entire book about Wikipedia yet got only 300 points? (4700, here, have the rest of them)
Do you know how many users Wikipedia has? (10)
- ... or do you protest to the above question because the number of users changes every minute? (5)
  - ... but then you realize you don't need to know the exact number of users (estimation) to answer yes to the above question? (5)
Do you think you deserve to be labeled a Wikipediholic just for taking the hour needed to take this test? (10)
- Did you click on any wikilinks while taking this test? (1, each)
  - Did you improve any of those wikilinks? (5, each)
  - Did you vandalize any of those wikilinks? (-100, each)
  - Did you vandalize this test? (-1000)
- Do you know approximately how often a new user account is created? (5)
- Have you ever made up a name for Wikipedia users? (10)
  - a song? (20)
    - ... is this song stuck in your head and you have no idea where the tune came from? (40)
  - a worshipping place? (50, but don't take it too far)
Is Wikipedia the best source of info you know? (10)
Is Wikipedia the *ahem* worst source of info you know? (-10101010101010101010100101010111, LEAVE THIS TEST IMMEDIATELY)
- ... because it is the only source of info you know, making it both the best and the worst? (10101010101010101010100101011111, your points are given back to you)
Do you support Wikipedia in all situations? (10)
Did you get very upset that Wikipedia was going to be closed down on January 18 2012? (50)
- As the closure only applied to the English language Wikipedia, did you make sure that you knew of Wikipedias in other languages to get you through January 18 2012, mentioned on List of Wikipedias? (50)
- Did you go through the tedious process of typing ?banner=none after every url you visited? (10)

Eliteness Section

Did somebody tell you you were elite? (1 eliteness)
Does the RNG believe that you are cursed, or blessed (1 eliteness)
- Did you play NetHack and win? (5 eliteness, now you know you are blessed by the RNG)
- Or did you try to use a Grayswandir +7 and lose? (2 eliteness, XD)
Do you think that you are elite enough to be elite? (0 eliteness)
In your previous trials of eliteness, did you get more than...
- 1 eliteness? (1 eliteness)
- 10 eliteness? (2 eliteness)
- 100 eliteness? (-1 eliteness, for lying)
  - You weren't lying? (4 eliteness)
- 1,000 eliteness? (-10 eliteness for ascending all boundaries, or lying your pants off)
Do you know what a xenbibyte is? (2 eliteness)
- ... do you argue that this question is unfair because "xenbi-" is not an official binary prefix? (1 eliteness, it could be different.)
- or do you know it's the unofficial binary prefix for the unofficial prefix xenna-? (5 eliteness for thinking logically)

Finale

你真的做完了这个测试？（100）
- Could you not finish this test because you ran out of time to do so? (200)
  - Are you upset now because you lost your score and had to start over? (200 consolation points)
- Did you not finish the test because you said you hate Wikipedia? (-999999, you should have learned by now)
你在30秒内完成了这个测试吗？（-1000，骗子！！！）
你确实在30秒内完成了这个测试？（15000）
- ……或是你用了机器人？（−500，懒惰）
  - ……这个机器人是你设计专门用来做这个测试的？（1000）
当你看到一个红色连结的时候，你是否笑了？（-15, Multiply by -2 for each giggle, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!(Note from a mathematician: actually, every giggle makes you EARN points. Two negatives make a positive.）
- 你有没有修正它？（100，感谢你修正了红色连结！）
Do you still think this test is a big waste of time? (-10000, you should have learned)
Do you agree that this test is epic? (5000 for epicness)
- Did you edit it for extra effect? (1000 for extra effect!)
  - Are they awesome? (1 for each awesome effect, -1 for each lame one)
  - Did you just edit it for the points? (-1000 for each edit)
Are you drunk? (-1015 for drinking instead of editing Wikipedia)
- Yes, but you were editing Wikipedia while you were getting drunk (1000 but I'm still not giving back back the fifteen because drinking is bad for you)
Are you addicted to drugs? (-3784 for being addicted to drugs)
Are you wondering why there is a "disambiguation needed" tag in the scores? (-1337 for looking at the scores)
Did you pray to the Random Number God for better scores? (1 Eliteness, courtesy of the RNG)
- Or to make edits vandalism? (-1 Eliteness, Wikipedia hates you!)
Are you tired of answering these questions? (-100000, a real Wikipediholic would never stop)

你所得到的分数的意义

请将您的分数四舍五入到最近的间隔。分数在红色是负数，在绿色是0，在黑色是正数，在蓝色是传奇，在樱桃色是反传奇。如果你修复了红色的链接，就能把分数增加100。如果你发现他们实际上是可点击的，并且修复他们就能把分数增加250。如果你意识到他们是不可点击的，因为你之前的人修复了它，而你又修复了就能分数增加500。如果你只是按下页面历史上的撤消按钮，请再把分数增加500。如果你真的做了一个红色的链接，你需要把分数减去1000。如果你修复了这个红色的链接，你就能把分数增加1000。如果你发现你没有做一个红色的链接，而是一个问题，就能分数增加2000。如果您即将尝试把蓝色的链接删除，请从你的分数中减去100。如果他们是链接，并且你修正了他们，那么你就能把分数增加100。如果您完全阅读本段内容，你就能把分数增加100。

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分数	总结
低于或等于-50,000,000	You are the ultimate vandal. You spend your entire life devoted to vandalizing Wikipedia, and your ISP is standing by to prevent you from ever editing Wikipedia again. Lose 5 Eliteness
-10,000,000	At this state, any chance of being Elite are foiled. Lose 1 Eliteness.
-5,000,000	At this state, it is likely to get banned.
-2,500,000	... get the heck out!
-1,000,000	The damage you have done to Wikipedia is likely permanent.
-500,000	Please get out of Wikipedia. You dirty rotten vandal.
-250,000	You are a super mega extreme abusive vandal/troll/disruptive editor, a wikiterrorist, a liar (check your pants to see if they are not on fire), or you have been blocked a lot.
-100,000	You are an extremely evil/abusive vandal/troll, a wikiterrorist, a liar who calls him or her self "The Jimbo Wales", or you thought this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time.
-75,000	You created a whole entire system of sockpuppets used to vandalize Wikipedia to evade your indefinite block. Lose 20 000 points.
-50,000	You are really bad at math and missed this section of results. Lose 10 000 points.
-10,000	You are a really evil vandal.
-5,000	You always do WP:BLP violations, lots of edit-warring, and about 50% to 65% of your edits are vandalism.
-2,000	You are an evil vandal (1/3 to 1/2 of your edits are considered vandalism or minor edit warring).
-1,000	You are a vandal or you have no intention of helping Wikipedia. (1/6 to 1/3 of your edits are not constructive.)
-100	You don't know what Wikipedia is or you have been blocked before.
-1	你是一个新手，这是一个不好的开始。
0	这个分数实际上是可能的，即使一些编辑维基百科的人可能认为这是不可能的。
1	你是一个新手或者你从来都没有编辑。
Pi	得到这个结果有以下两个可能性：你已经违背了概率论。你无法熟练地使用计算器。
100	你只回答很少问题，懒得继续，或者你只是检查自动化工具是否工作。
250	你是维基百科的新手。
500	你是一个只有IP位址的用户或者只有几个编辑。
750	你是一个新的贡献者。
1,000	一个平衡的态度，可能会花更多的时间在维基百科上受益。
1,337	你只是一个新手。
1,500	你在维基百科有一定程度的经验。
2,000	恭喜，您善于在维基百科进行编辑！
2,500	你已经有一点过头了，快休息吧。
3,000	你似乎沉迷于维基百科。
3,500	你已经沉迷于维基百科，请你休息一下吧。
4,000	你已经高度沉迷于维基百科。
4,500	你是维基百科的痴迷。
5,000	你似乎患上轻度的沉迷于维基百科症，如果你不是一个管理员，请现在成为一个吧。
5,500	您患上中度的沉迷于维基百科症，编辑维基百科时可能会出现双手关节炎症状，请看医生。
6,000	您患上了重度的沉迷于维基百科症，请立即看医生。
6,500	警告！如果你继续编辑可能会导致一些精神上的改变，请立即停止编辑。
7,000	维基百科的影响已经开始显现在你的大脑中，您可以比机器人更快地进行编辑。
7,500	维基百科的影响贯穿于你的血脉。其他用户错误地认为你是一个机器人，试图重新编程你的其他任务。请注意自己！
8,000	维基百科的影响在灵性上影响了你。您虔诚地融入了维基百科。
9,000	恭喜！你不知何故在你身边产生了类似维基的辐射场。范围内的任何不知道维基百科的人将立即知道维基百科。
10,000	你现在从维基百科的影响中获益不浅。任何来到你附近的人都会立即知道维基百科，并且毫不留情地编辑维基百科，即使他们以前没有使用它。 “维基百科！” 是你的口号。
12,500	请从忙碌的编辑中抽出时间阅读以下内容：“不要忘记”呼吸不会影响您的编辑能力，所以经常这样做是为了防止昏厥，减少浪费的时间。
15,000	Only the world's best psychiatrist, physiologist and witch doctor combined can cure your Wikipediholism at this stage. Normally you would get off of Wikipedia and go find those people... Normally...
25,000	The effects of Wikipediholism at this stage cannot be cured. Please stop. If you continue to edit Wikipedia with such vigor, you will indirectly block others from editing.
50,000	A higher power has taken interest in your editing, and wishes to grant you an uncanny power to make all the edits you want to in the blink of the eye. You turn this down, claiming that it will make you redundant from making edits on Wikipedia.
100,000	You discover the cure for cancer, world peace and teleportation by making the right links through all of the edits that you have made. Unfortunately, this is original research, and you can't leave your computer to take the proper actions, so no one finds out about it.
250,000	You are the ultimate Wikipediholic! Congratulations! Now, get back to editing (What are you doing here? Work!)
500,000	You are better than the ultimate Wikipediholic, you must be proud! Start editing (We don't pay you for no reason? Go on! Work! Work like you've never worked before!!!)
1,000,000	Jimbo, god of all Wikipediholics! We love you, man!
1,000,001	More points than Jimbo! Good for you, but out of scope for Wikipedia :P.
2,500,000	You are a Hardcore Wikipediholic.
5,000,000	You are an Impossible Wikipediholic. I think a star imploded...
7,000,000	You are an astral^{[需要消歧义]} Wikipediholic. Nothing will cure you, not even the "Best Wikipedia Cure Ever" will.
10,000,000	Yay! Ultimate Legendary Super Unbelievable Wikipedia Addiction! Destroy the world with me, Wikipediholic!
25,000,000	... Seriously? I cannot think of a rank for you.
40,000,000	This is just silly. (But possible, if you invited enough aliens)
100,000,000	+5000 if you are serious.
84,964,972	That is just too high. This is the amount of total edits made here.
2,147,483,647	你是维基狂先锋 _{我们懒得管你。外星人在监视你。}
葛立恒数	查克·诺里斯当年也得到这么令众人上天的分
高的你要思考人生和无限的意义？	罗礼士和wp创世神恨透你，七天内必有大事发生
▰◉▽◬◗◒◥	我退

你有几点精华

Eliteness signifies how elite you are. It also signifies how dedicated you are to Wikipedia and other parts of your life. A high score generally means that you are likable. This is colored magenta if positive, spring green if negative, azure if zero, and other colors if legendary or anti-legendary.

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Score	Result
-100 Eliteness	There is no way to describe your anti-Eliteness.
-75 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	Preparing astral disalignment...
-50 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	There is no way to get back to zero.
-35 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	Explode.
-25 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	You are like the Anti-Norris.
-20 Eliteness	Eliteness is impossibly low. Jimbo hates you.
-15 Eliteness	Eliteness is extremely low, and astral beings hate you.
-10 Eliteness	You are NOT ELITE. You are a vile beast.
-5 Eliteness	31337 Vandal. You are a vile beast to Wikipedia.
-3 Eliteness	You are a 1337 vandal. You may get banned.
-2 Eliteness	You are an elite vandal or a fr00b Wikipediholic, and will get blocked.
-1 Eliteness	You are a leet vandal or a n00b Wikipediholic, and are cursed by the RNG.
0 Eliteness	You are regular in the Eliteness axis.
1 Eliteness	You are a leet Wikipediholic.
2 Eliteness	You are an elite Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfA.
3 Eliteness	You are a 1337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfB.
5 Eliteness	You are a 31337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfR.
10 Eliteness	You are just elite.
15 Eliteness	This is deity scale eliteness, and also what Jimbo Wales had.
20 Eliteness	More elite than Jimbo! Congrats!
25 Eliteness (Legendary)	You are elite like Chuck Norris. Or Arceus.
40 Eliteness (Legendary)	Impossible Eliteness. You imploded a galaxy...
50 Eliteness (Legendary)	Now you are as elite as a Dragon or Phoenix. May your eliteness guide the way.
75 Eliteness (Legendary)	We call this platinum eliteness. but it's more like titanium.
100 Eliteness	There is no way to describe this level of eliteness.
250 Eliteness	You broke all bounds.
500 Eliteness	You either cheated, or you are a reality warping beast.
1,000 Eliteness	That's not even possible.

You can use the {{User Wikipediholic}} template to display your score on your user page. ({{User Wikipediholic|(your score)-}})

查论编维基百科狂
诊断	疯狂指数测试
症状和分析	谁？为什么？（英语：Wikipedia:Who, Why?） Wikipedia:Wikipedihol（英语：Wikipedia:Wikipedihol）维基百科是款电子游戏编辑次数综合征星章症 Adminitis（英语：Wikipedia:Adminitis）监视列表综合征 Userboxitis（英语：Wikipedia:Userboxitis）对话页综合征（英语：Wikipedia:Talk page stalker）
维基中毒治疗	避免维基百科狂 Wikipatch 维基百科狂否认维基百科狂诊所维基百科狂自白维基百科狂用户警告模板
维基百科狂列表	最近编辑次数最多的用户